i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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