i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
