what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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