my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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