I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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