____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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