I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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