i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
