If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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