Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Less talking, more tequila
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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