Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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