i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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