His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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