Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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