Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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