we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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