They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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