Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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