I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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