How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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