that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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