Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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