You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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