It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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