i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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