He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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