god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Jerry, you need to find god
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She bit a glass in half.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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