my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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