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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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