If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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