we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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