my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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