non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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