the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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