I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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