i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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