i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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