I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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