this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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