All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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