He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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