Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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