I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
