i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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