awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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