is your mom at the bar?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I see more hoeing in ur future
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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