all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
