whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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