i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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