2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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