You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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